I screwed up my phone...
contact everyone I know and tell them I can't get in touch with them anymore!!
I've pulled a Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory . . . I'd be completely incapable of at least speech and most likely coherent typing.
Make my hour and a half commute; I'm gonna sleep in the office so I can avoid traffic!
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” ~Dr. Seuss