Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut , and still think they're sexy.
someone falls down... but doesn't injure themselves too badly... it's just slapstick.
When you're in a situation that you shouldn't be laughing lol
You're warm. Hard to chuckle when you're freeeezing.
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” ~Dr. Seuss
You can laugh at yourself.
You make a snorting sound that causes everyone else to laugh.
People can lighten up and not take themselves so seriously.
You bend down to pick something up and end up kicking it away from yourself.
When she bends down to pick something up.....
THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR CONFIDENCE
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You can sleep through the night without getting up to pee on the hour!